The Hermit Dictator Vs The Chastised Donkey

North Korea has been a on war footing with the United States for more than 50 years.  Its hermit dictator, 32-year-old Kim Jong-Un, is defiantly hailing a successful fifth nuclear test which created a 5.3 magnitude tremor at its Punggye-ri test site.  The 30 kiloton blast was more powerful than the DPRK’s previous detonations.

The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer called the latest nuclear test a “grave threat” and vowed to take “additional significant steps,” including sanctions against the rogue state.  Oooooh.  That’ll leave a mark.

The test happened just a few hours after the president’s plane stopped in Japan to refuel on his way home from Laos, where he attended a summit of the Association of Southeast Asian Nations (ASEAN) and called Americans “lazy”.  Then he talked to South Korea’s president, Park Geun-hye, who was still in Laos, and Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe, according to White House paid liar Josh Earnest.

Some have suggested the detonation celebrated The Democratic People’s Republic of Korea’s Foundation Day, but the truth is more likely the squatty little megalomaniac has nothing to fear from The World’s Most Dangerous Community Organizer, China or the impotent UN.

Apparently North Korea is pushing for its own $400 billion pallet of cash.  Just sayin’.

North Korea's regime will be this weird, giggle-inducing, faraway, easy-to-ignore problem up until the day it isn't.

— jimgeraghty (@jimgeraghty) September 9, 2016

BHO says the $5 billion N. Korea received from Bill Clinton for promising never to go nuclear was naive. They're not trustworthy, like Iran.

— WH PRESS SECRETARY (@weknowwhatsbest) September 9, 2016

DPRK demonstration of ballistic might and prowess before so-called world powers leads to many pairs of besoddened trousers in Hangzhou.

— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) September 5, 2016