Friday, April 7, 2017

Think Of Trump’s Airstrikes On Syria As 59 Really Bad-Ass Tweets

“Those weren’t pallets of cash flying into Syria.  Those were beautiful, beautiful tomahawk cruise missiles.  I like my enemy airbases like I like my steaks.  Burnt to a goddamn crisp.  I can tell you that.”

NOTE FROM OUR ATTORNEY:  This is not an actual quote from Putin’s puppet.

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