Thursday, December 7, 2017

Sneak Attacking Senator Resigns On Pearl Harbor Day

Senator Al Franken, leader of Minnesota’s Lizard People announced his resignation just after 11:45 AM today after 39 of his Democrat Senate colleagues called for him to step down following a string of sexual misconduct allegations against him.
“I know in my heart that nothing I’ve done as a senator─nothing─has brought dishonor on this institution,” Franken said. “Nevertheless, today I am announcing that in the coming weeks, I will be resigning as a member of the United States Senate.”

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